Hipster holocaust

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Written in may 2017.

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Another song about killing hipsters, but a much more extreme and pissed off one - pretty much Schizo meets primitive grindcore (they aren't really that distant to be honest).

The lyrics, in the midst of accurately depicting the cruel tortures hipsters deserve (with a slight lift from Slayer's most iconic track, if you know what I mean), also describe what I really hate about them: their smugness, their constant ironic posturing, their incapability to take any idea seriously and commit to it, their unescapable infestation of art and philosophy, and their ironic "self-pitying" attitude (just another way to get attention from people) in spite of which they somehow still feel able to judge the rest of the world.

Lyrics

Tumblr and Instagram

Hacked and gone offline

Extermination has started

Independent coffee houses

Taken hostage

Bloodshed has just begun

Hipster holocaust

Last day for this species

Of ironic attention whores

Self-deprecating

But holier than thou

Now you will cry with a knife in your scrotum

Auschwitz-like tortures

Is what they deserve

Mengele, come back for a second

Bloodbath of big beards

Big glasses and cameras

No more artistic photos

Hipsters and art kids

Sensitive snowflakes

Melted in incandescent fire

Mutilated, photographed

Publicly exposed

With some "ironic" hashtag

After the carnage mankind has been cleansed

From their most miserable part

Depressed life-hating millennials who thought

They could be the next decadents

From this day onward they'll finally stop turning

Art, music, literature and philosophy

Into pretentious pseudo-intellectual rambling

For mad-at-the-world teenage losers