Apology of the modern world (Kali Yuga official endorsement)

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Written in february 2017.

Trivia

Yes, the ultimate heresy: a metal/punk song defending the modern world instead of attacking it.

It's my personal outburst against Internet reactionaries, oftentimes just hypocritical nerds who wouldn't last a second in the world they dream of. While the modern wold is by no means perfect and we still have lots of work to do, I'm definitely grateful for having been born in this time period instead of whatever other pre-enlightenment era these assholes tend to romanticize. Deus vult my ass, long live Kali Yuga.

[EDIT 2025] I'm aware that, read with today's eyes, these lyrics might look quite a bit out of touch with current events, describing a world with "less conflict and wars and less misery" - however, keep in mind this song was written at a time when this new wave of nationalism was just getting started and political tensions between different superpowers hadn't yet escalated to the insane levels of today. And still, part of the blame for this sour turn of events can easily be put on the reactionary/anti-modernist/nationalist propaganda that brought certain political figures to the forefront and granted them access to power - so yeah, the point of this song still stands regardless.

Lyrics

People are quick to forget their own past

What came before them

I'm sorry: failed exam in history

Stop glorifying a distant age

Where you wouldn't survive

Just enjoy and be grateful for what you have now

FUCKERS

Less conflict and wars and less misery

More basic comforts and more liberty

Sure it's not perfect but I prefer this

I LOVE WESTERN MODERNITY

I vomit upon these ancestral values

Tradition, folklore and tribe

A cultural cage shattered by luxury

Obscurantists, nostalgics, spitting on progress

From their own PCs, Macs and smartphones

I wish time travel was already a thing:

I'D LIKE TO DEPORT ALL OF YOU THERE

I'm sure most of you would die in a short time

You would be killed or reduced in slavery

I'm sorry guys, but I prefer this

I LOVE WESTERN MODERNITY

Next time you criticize modern ages

Think about all things you take for granted

Modern civil rights are the only reason why

Parasites like you are still alive

I'm proud of what I say, you lil' old reactionary

I stand for everything you actively despise

Individualism, hedonism, secularism

More individual freedom, no collective identitarism

You hate society so much

What have you done in its favor?

Instead of criticizing and whining

Do something to improve our condition

The world still has lots of problems

It's no paradise, that's for sure

Stop bitching from behind a screen

AND START ADDRESSING REAL ISSUES